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Ingenious criminal activity shouldn’t be seen as this heinous once they are caught. While this man is obviously wrong in his doings, we can’t help but sit back and have a nice laugh at what he was attempting.

A Milwaukee, WI (of course it happened in Wisconsin) has been arrested and charged with defrauding a restaurant as a habitual crime. His tactics included eating at “high-class” restaurants and then faking a heart attack to avoid the “high” bills.

Just how high class was this man eating? Applebee’s high! He racked up a shockingly expensive bill of 23 dollars after consuming a steak at the Milwaukee-located Applebee’s. He then faked a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital without leaving a cent behind. Oh yeah, this was his second faked attack. During the first faked heart seizure, he stumbled out of a taxi cab without owning up to the driver. I wonder why he didn’t drive him to the hospital…

Anyways, when he arrived at the hospital, a doctor recognized the man and knew he had been faking it, as he just saw him in the hospital a few weeks earlier. He was handed over to police.

After sentencing, this man could face up to nine months in jail with a $10,000 fine.

If you are going to bail out of paying a restaurant, at least do it at a place you can’t afford. Faking the heart attack is too risky, and not worth the time and needles at the hospital. I would suggest the “Oh, I left my wallet in the car” move. Works like a charm. This one is good for those who actually drive a car, though. For the others, there is the “ditch and run like the wind” tactic.

[via sfgate]

I can’t get enough of these silly Australians. They are funny, polite, and inteligable creatures. They also love Thailand, which is great. Most of them aren’t fat like the Americans that I see walking… stumbling around Kao-San Road with a 15 dollar prostitute hanging off of their side. Sometimes you get the oddity of an Aussie, though. This seems to be one such case.

A woman called into a Wales police station, saying she had spotted a stationary object in the crowd. Could it be a UFO she might be thinking.

Here’s the ‘999′ (emergency number of Australia) conversation:

Control: “South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?”

Caller: “It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object.”

Control: “Right.”

Caller: “If you’ve got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It’s been there at least half an hour and it’s still there.”

Control: “It’s been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?”

Caller: “It’s in the air.”

Control: “I will send someone up there now to check it out.”

Caller: “OK.”

An officer was sent to investigate. Here is the ending conversation with control and the officer:

Control: “Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?”

Officer: “Yes, it’s the moon. Over.”

Either the lady that called in the “UFO” was messing with the police like Australians do, or she was just the rare idiot of society. Perhaps it was her first night she’d ever glanced outside her window, as the moon couldn’t have been there yesterday, could it have?

[via telegraph]

This one is going to be a shocker for animal lovers. Looks like the tides have changed for our feathery friend, the heron. Rumor has it that we are screwing up or oceans and lakes so much that these birds just can’t take the taste of fish, or perhaps there just aren’t any left.

It is called natural adaption. The herons are taking whatever they can to feed themselves. In the case of this, heron chose cute bunny for lunch. Its a bit disturbing to see, but it is natural. Keep PETA out of this one. I don’t need their crap associates how evil these images are.

The heron was clever enough to drown the rabbit, first. That saves making a bloody, scratchy mess all over it’s beak. It also lubes the bunny up to fit down the herons neck. Bunnies aren’t fish covered in slimy, slippery type of mucus. That is pretty ingenious, actually. Adaptation at it’s best, truely.

Check out more images of the heron eating a rabbit below… if you can stomach it.