What if Elephants had no Trunks or Ears?

simple-joke-about-elephants What if Elephants had no Trunks or Ears?

Humor at its most simple form. Love it.

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I Used to Work at an Amusement Park

I used to workat Valleyfair! when I lived in the United States. That was one long year I will never forget, despite how many times I try to forget. You might think free access to an amusement park is great, but they steal your soul as soon as you sign their contract. This comic surely helps me remember those times.

I\'m tall enough to ride the roller coaster... See!?
There were always sneaky little kids that would try these moves. I didn’t work rides much, but on several occasions at the Power Tower, we’d have kids 3 inches to short on their mommies 5 inch high heels thinking they’d strut their little ass on it. I don’t mind getting sued! Jump on and fly out!

I’d have to turn the little brats down where they would then cry to mommy, and mommy would scowl at me and cuss me out. I would wait for them to threaten me, and then call security. Security is another story, though. Hehe…

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