USBFever has a new mouse up it’s sleeves. It is the 3 in 1 computer mouse with built in speaker and microphone. Why the hell you would need any of this sure beats me, but USBFever says it might be useful for those always on the move and in need of VoIP calls on the fly. I think the forgot that most people that use VoIP are rich and own laptops with built in speakers and microphones. Oops!

So this just comes down to being a goofy gimmick mouse. Will it flop? Most likely. Should you buy it? Unless you are feeling bad for the developers that sat down and thought up this rediculous garbage, Blogosis and I do not endorse this product. I get annoyed enough by the sound my mouse makes when I click it, and why the hell should I have to hold the mouse to my face in order for someone to hear me over Internet calls.

For even more impracticality, they couldn’t even implement the sound to be wired through the USB. Instead, you are forced to use 3 tangled chords, one for said mouse, one for sound input, and one for sound output. Talk about poor manufacturing. I’m scared this mouse will strangle me if the cords get to close to my neck. USBFever’s Impractical Killer Mouse can be found on their webpage for about $20.

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Hello, Hello Everyone-

For those of you who are reading from me for the first time, my name is Geoff Christ. I formerly hosted two separate blogs on LiveJournal (under the username “geoffizzle”) and a skateboarding blog with only one post at BlogSpot (Blog Name: “God Bless His Herpes”). If you haven’t already noticed, I’m not great at introducing myself, so I’ll try to keep the details minimal for this post.

I’m 21 years young as of the 24th of April this year, and as the skateboarding-blog-mention would point out, it is essentially my life in a box… or involving a box. I’m also a very dedicated gamer, and have been heavily influenced by so throughout my life. I graduated from Park Center Senior High in 2006 and spent a couple years at Saint Cloud State University; I’ll be finishing up at the University of Minnesota… long story short, transportation is not fun, and I didn’t want to put up with it another year at SCSU seeing as I’m a new driver.

I currently am facing an addiction with Taco Bell, so forgive me if I make a lot of references to how much I love cheesy gordita crunches and baja blast combinations in the future.

Ok, I’m tired of talking about myself- If you want to make friends with me personally, hit me up on the book of FACE… or Facebook for people who don’t follow funny all too well.

Geoff Christ’s Facebook

Looking over the topics available for me to post about, it seems like I’m gonna have a general focus on the gaming/sports stuff, but since my Homepage is set to Commondreams.org, I may as well link and perhaps put my thoughts out on some stuff that I find interesting in my future posts.

Feel free to hit me up with stuff you find out there in the internet world that I may not see. I generally lurk a lot of skateboarding websites, and my facebook is usually off the hook and open for business. Gaming sites are fun for me to look at, as well as lots of tech stuff, too. I’m a camera-guy, so if you see something that interests you that will likely interest me… HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!

Peace,
Geoff

P.S. No, it’s not a typo, my last name is Christ, not like: “THAT GUY Christ,” just think: “Christmas but without the -mas,” and you have it.

If you are in charge of hiring your company’s, or your boss’s company’s employees, then you know the importance of hiring an excellent employee. Checking a candidates background by getting in touch with their references is an excellent way of knowing whether or not this employee is the right man (or woman) for the task. Instead of asking how long have they worked for you, and how did they do, try to mix it up by asking questions that could really help your investigation. Here are just a few questions we can suggest to you when asking references questions.

1. Did this person ask you to be their reference?

2. When said person was at your company, what do you feel they learned?

3. What type of suggestions would you give to this person if you wanted them to extend their career deeper.

4. Were there circumstances that made this employee upset or easily frustrated, and if so, what were they?

5. How did this person happen to handle busy or stressful circumstances in the office?

6. What was their reaction to the management style in your place of work?

7. If this person were to ask for their position back, would you hire them again?

8. If you were in my shoes, what questions would you ask yourself before considering this applicant?

9. Which character from the movie Office Space is this person?

10. Is this employee good enough to be placed in a higher position than they are applying for?

11. Was their anyone at the workplace this person didn’t like, and could you refer to me their contact details.

These are just a few of the brainy questions you can ask a reference. Stay unique and catch them off-guard to avoid the regular answers of, “Yes,” “He was good,” and “I like her.” The more you know about this applicant, the better equipped you will be to decide who gets the job and who has to move on to the next interviewer.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats an Asian woman when it comes to looks, personality, and fun! However, there are times when I have to admit that some women of other races are damn sexy. And I never thought I would see one that is straight out of Hicks-ville, Kentucky (Louissiana).

Miranda Wells is seen here, modeling no shirt! Yay! She works in advertising for a website (we have so much in common, Miranda! I have a website, too!) Apparently, she’s tired of that biz, though, and looking forward to modeling instead. Maxim, we are thankful for this blessing you have given us on the Web.

(click the pics to make her boo.. pics bigger)

For you kinky guys into freaky stuff, she’s got a brown eye and a green eye. Like a kitty, or something. Meow meow. >^o^<

I used to workat Valleyfair! when I lived in the United States. That was one long year I will never forget, despite how many times I try to forget. You might think free access to an amusement park is great, but they steal your soul as soon as you sign their contract. This comic surely helps me remember those times.

There were always sneaky little kids that would try these moves. I didn’t work rides much, but on several occasions at the Power Tower, we’d have kids 3 inches to short on their mommies 5 inch high heels thinking they’d strut their little ass on it. I don’t mind getting sued! Jump on and fly out!

I’d have to turn the little brats down where they would then cry to mommy, and mommy would scowl at me and cuss me out. I would wait for them to threaten me, and then call security. Security is another story, though. Hehe…

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There really should be no limit on the amount of friends you make. The more friends you make, the more opportunities you can open for yourself. You will be invited to go out more often, you’ll meet more potential life mates, you could open opportunities and and chances of getting yourself to a better position job-wise. You don’t need to know someone very long to befriend them, and most of it is in the first impression. Impress someone when you first meet them with the following advice, and you should be on your way to a better social life in no time.

1. Make yourself generally interested in someone else. Even if this person is the most boring person you’ve ever met, and wants to talk about the mating process of Galapagos tortoises, take it as a chance to learn and listen to something you may not know. Start by shaking their hand instead of asking someone else to introduce you.

2. Spread those lips and bring your cheeks up. Greet those new people with a big, real smile. Walking around with a frown on your face gives the first impression that you aren’t a very happy camper. No one likes talking to the crabby guy.

3. Remember their name. Write it down, take a picture and save the name of them in your phone, or say it over 10 times until you remember their name. A person’s name is held onto within their central nervous system, as well as a person’s heart. When you call a person by their name, you grow a spot in their heart right next to their name. It sounds a lot better than, “Hey, Dude!”

4. Open them ears, sonny. People love letting you listen to their rants. Instead of blocking out what another person is saying, encourage them to talk about what they are passionate for. This goes hand in hand with being interested in someone else. If you can learn to listen attentively, no matter the subject, you can learn a lot about what a person is like, as well as gain a bit of knowledge.

5. When a person finishes their rant, why don’t you persuade them to talk more about that topic. Talk in favor of what they were talking about. Even if you hate tortoises, talk about them like you love them. A little fib like this never hurt anyone. Talk about their interests with favoritism towards their point of view, and you should lock in their liking of you.

6. Talk highly of the other person. Make them feel important. Don’t make it cheesy though. Speak honestly and sincerely. By making another person feel important, you are building a link between the two of you. People love it when you look up to them, and they will want more attention from you. If the person has some modesty, they’ll want to share the feeling with you.

Remember to stay positive and actively interested in the other person. Following these basic hints, you should be able to build a portfolio of friends that will benefit you like a work portfolio. Look forward to the increased opportunities you open yourself to with new acquaintances and friends.

It’s nice to have a little help guide you through your life, but life only gets better when you can learn to be self-relient. Self-relience leads to a better sense of self, increase confidence and the ability to be more productive. While specialization is nice for a job and money, you will be the entreprenuer and CEO of your own life with more skills. Being a jack of all trades is far more productive for the real world.

Therefor, we are ready to give you the insight you need to do 10 different things throughout your life.

1. Start a Fire - We all need heat and light, two things obtainable by fire. While most modern homes use modern heating stystems, there may be some random day where you are stuck in the wilderness with nothing but your two hands, no matches, no light and no warmth.

2. How to Take a Job Interview - A job interview takes suave speaking skills and simplicity. Stressing yourself out and lacking confidence won’t get you through it.

3. Park it in Parallel Style - You learned it before you got your driver’s license, but since then, you probably haven’t done it much if at all. It is an necessity if you want to park close to a major event, rather than pay 20 dollars for a parking spot two miles away.

4. Know your Basic Geography - If you still think the capitol of Alaska is Anchorage, you need a few more lessons in geography. Knowing a little about your countries geography and cities may make you look more intelligent and traveled.

5. Put Together a TV and Sound System - I just purchased a TV and a sound system. Rather than pay the store guys a couple hundred more to set it up for me, I put in the research and hooked it up myself.

6. Use a Computer - If you are reading this, you are using a computer. If you don’t know how the hell you got to this page, what a mouse is, and where you stick your USB storage device, then you need some help… serious, serious help.

7. Use your Time - Time management just makes things more possible. Free up the time you have on your hands by planning ahead and carrying out task efficiently.

8. Separate the Good Produce from the Bad - It always amazed me how my mother knew what fruits were good and which weren’t. I didn’t know, I just ate what she gave me. Living on my own, now, I need to know what fruits and veggies to pick out if I want to live a healthy life.

9. Paint your House - Paying someone else to paint your house can be expensive. The paint can come cheap, but if you pay someone else, your budget may soar by thousands of dollars. Do it yourself, and with patience and planning, you will get it done for hundreds to thousands less.

10. End a Bad Date… Nicely - I’ve been through my fair share of bad dates. I actually had one this night. If I would have had these tips, maybe she wouldn’t have sworn halfway across the restaurant at me. Oops.

There are plenty of other things you can do to increase your life skills and productivity. Blogosis will be sure to share them with you. If you liked this post, subscribe to get more! And don’t forget to Digg or Stumble this post!

For those in need of a little love and just can’t get in touch with their lover, have them call you. With the Suki Boditalk Escort, you’ll find pleasure with long distance. Hook it up to your cell phone and stick the bullet in your magic place. When you get a phone call, you might feel a funny sensation in your pants. I guess this might be good for those in a long distance relationship, but for everyone else. Suki sure has some odd ideas of fun when it comes to personal pleasure.

Just check out this iPod vibrator they developed. Rock out to your favorite music with an extra dose of excitement.